October 28, 2026A poetry reading installs an express exit. Leaving turns out to require a workshop.
October 12, 2026He calls it resistance. The dashboard calls it excellent retention.- October 12, 2026The establishment is dead to him. His application is still pending.
- September 30, 2026The chair has shown consistency, availability, and a strong record of supporting staff.
September 30, 2026The machine sells detergent, dryer sheets, and one item nobody remembers stocking.- September 30, 2026After years of ambitious placement, the standards have been moved somewhere everyone can reach.
- September 30, 2026Expansion continues despite a complete absence of strategic planning.
- September 30, 2026Everyone needs something at 3:17 a.m. Nobody wants to explain it.
- September 30, 2026A field report from P4½, where lost errands and one suspicious shopping cart continue operating without supervision.
- September 30, 2026Bad economics, worse signage, excellent parking.
