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Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Site News: Broken Zine Acquires One More Extension Cord
Expansion continues despite a complete absence of strategic planning.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
Broken Zine is pleased to announce the acquisition of one additional extension cord.
The cord is orange, twenty-five feet long, and currently powers a lamp nobody remembers buying.
This acquisition increases our total known extension-cord holdings to three, though one may actually belong to a neighbor.
Leadership described the purchase as “transformational,” then stepped over it.
No layoffs are expected.
Several tripping incidents are.
RUBY MORROW
Ruby Morrow covers internal developments of questionable strategic importance.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.