TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Site News: Editorial Standards Lowered to Reach Shelf
After years of ambitious placement, the standards have been moved somewhere everyone can reach.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
Following an internal review, Broken Zine has lowered its editorial standards approximately fourteen inches.
The standards had previously been stored on a high shelf beside an unused fondue set.
“Nobody could reach them,” said one editor. “This is more democratic.”
The revised standards still prohibit plagiarism, cruelty for its own sake, and writing that uses the phrase “in today’s fast-paced world.”
Everything else remains under active negotiation.
Submissions involving haunted office equipment will continue to receive preferential emotional treatment.
RUBY MORROW
Ruby Morrow covers internal developments of questionable strategic importance.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.