Tiny Game: Diagnose Your Literary Damage
Six answers. Six conditions. No referral to a specialist.
FROM THE MASTHEAD
Lulu Vex
Lulu Vex maintains Broken Zine’s collection of traps, choices, confessions, and psychological experiments that would never make it past a reputable ethics board.
She is interested in the distance between what people say about themselves and which button they press when nobody is watching.
FROM THIS DESK
Experiment No. 8: Leave Your Phone in Another Room for Eleven Minutes
An advanced endurance test involving silence, uncertainty, and a device twelve feet away.
Experiment No. 7: Maintain Eye Contact With Your Microwave
Ninety seconds. No phone. No looking away. Discover who is heating whom.
Experiment No. 6: Apologize to an Object You Broke in 2009
Find the object. Or a similar object. It remembers enough.
Slutty Confessions: The Refrigerator Light Saw Everything
Cold pizza at 1:13 a.m. The refrigerator light saw everything.
Slutty Confessions: I Called Room Service and It Got Complicated
One robe, two club sandwiches, and the emotional hazards of tiny ketchup bottles.
Slutty Confessions: My Office Supplies Know Too Much
Sticky notes, a label maker, and an affair HR is not equipped to investigate.
Slutty Confessions: I Fell for the Guy Who Folded My Fitted Sheet
A laundromat, a fitted sheet, and mistaking competence for destiny.
Slutty Confessions: I Slept With My Ex’s Wi-Fi
Bad signal. Worse boundaries. An ex’s Wi-Fi is the last thing you should go back for.
Slutty Confessions: I Dated My To-Do List
An intimate relationship with productivity and the shame of buying another notebook.
The Apology Vending Machine Is Out of Change
Choose what went wrong. The machine will dispense the apology you deserve.
Tiny Game: How to Tell If You’re a Shitty Driver
Five driving questions. Every wrong answer earns the contempt it deserves.
Tiny Game: Choose Your Emergency Snack and Learn Too Much About Yourself
Pick one. Receive a diagnosis that no professional would sign.
Tiny Game: Pick a Door, Regret It
Lulu Vex gives you three doors and no meaningful prize.