Fake NewsMan Who Hates the Algorithm Named Employee of the Month
He calls it resistance. The dashboard calls it excellent retention.
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Fake NewsLiterary Rebel Refreshes Submission Portal During Speech Against Gatekeepers
The establishment is dead to him. His application is still pending.
Fake NewsThe Motel That Charged Extra for Hope
Bad economics, worse signage, excellent parking.
Fake NewsCity Unveils Nation’s First Emotional-Support Pothole
Officials say the crater has already helped three motorists feel less alone.
City Introduces Bench That Requires a Free Trial Before Sitting
The first seven minutes are complimentary. Standing is still ad-supported.
Fake NewsDepartment of Second Thoughts Announces Expanded Hours
The agency will now remain open until 2 a.m., when most regrettable emails are traditionally composed.
Fake NewsLocal Poet Declared Missing After Reading Submission Guidelines to the End
Witnesses say the writer was last seen somewhere between the third formatting requirement and the clause about simultaneous submissions.
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