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Man Who Hates the Algorithm Named Employee of the Month
October 12, 2026
He calls it resistance. The dashboard calls it excellent retention.
Literary Rebel Refreshes Submission Portal During Speech Against Gatekeepers
October 12, 2026
The establishment is dead to him. His application is still pending.
The Motel That Charged Extra for Hope
September 30, 2026
Bad economics, worse signage, excellent parking.
City Unveils Nation’s First Emotional-Support Pothole
September 29, 2026
Officials say the crater has already helped three motorists feel less alone.
City Introduces Bench That Requires a Free Trial Before Sitting
September 29, 2026
The first seven minutes are complimentary. Standing is still ad-supported.
Department of Second Thoughts Announces Expanded Hours
May 13, 2026
The agency will now remain open until 2 a.m., when most regrettable emails are traditionally composed.
Local Poet Declared Missing After Reading Submission Guidelines to the End
May 12, 2026
Witnesses say the writer was last seen somewhere between the third formatting requirement and the clause about simultaneous submissions.