TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Useful / Useless No. 3: The Hotel Shower Cap
You have never used it correctly. This has not stopped you.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
INTENDED USE: protecting hair from water.
ACTUAL USES:
- emergency bowl cover
- tiny parachute for an action figure
- shoe bag for exactly one shoe
- evidence that the hotel expects you to be more organized than you are
It arrives folded into a box the size of a matchbook and leaves in your suitcase for three years.
Final rating: 6/10 useful, 10/10 spiritually confusing.
MARCY COIL
Marcy Coil tests ordinary objects for usefulness, uselessness, emotional leverage, and unexpected second careers.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.