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Useful / Useless
Useful / Useless No. 3: The Hotel Shower Cap
September 30, 2026
You have never used it correctly. This has not stopped you.
Useful / Useless No. 2: The Wooden Spoon
September 30, 2026
Five uses. One threat. Zero batteries.
Useful / Useless No. 1: The Binder Clip
September 29, 2026
One object. Five uses. Two are defensible.
September 30, 2026You have never used it correctly. This has not stopped you.
September 30, 2026Five uses. One threat. Zero batteries.
