
TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Video Desk: A Machine Built to Press One Button
Owen Kade recommends an elaborate answer to a problem nobody had.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
Today’s assignment: spend a few minutes watching a machine become ridiculously complicated so that it can perform one extremely simple task.
Watch: Crazy LEGO Rube Goldberg Machine — REBRICKULOUS, published by LEGO on YouTube.
The machine exists to press a button. Civilization, briefly, is justified.

SAM ROOK
Sam Rook watches the internet so you can preserve several minutes of your life for more important mistakes.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.