TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Three Things We’re Pretending Are Fine This Week
Ruby Morrow has concerns. None are actionable.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
- QR codes on restaurant tables. I came here to eat, not authenticate.
- “Circling back.” No. You are returning to the scene.
- Luxury apartments named after trees removed to build them. The Sycamore would like a word.
That is all. You may resume pretending.
MARCY COIL
Marcy Coil documents ordinary behavior after it has been left unattended too long. Her desk contains three pens and one grievance.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.