TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Drawn Wrong: The Meeting That Could Have Been a Doodle
A visual field report from the margins of a meeting nobody survived with dignity.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
The official agenda had six items.
The unofficial agenda, drawn in the margins of my notebook, had a shark wearing a necktie, a copier on fire, and a tiny man climbing out of a pie chart.
By minute twenty-three, the shark had become Director of Operations.
By minute forty-one, the copier had unionized.
By minute fifty-eight, the tiny man had reached the top of the pie chart and was waving for rescue.
Someone asked whether we had “alignment on next steps.”
I drew a trapdoor under the conference table.
Art is sometimes just the part of the meeting that tells the truth.
SAM ROOK
Sam Rook handles drawings, visual crimes, accidental comics, and any image that looks like it survived the copier.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.