TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
Comic Strip: The Fly Applies for a Mortgage
Four panels. One insect. Zero acceptable proof of income.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
PANEL 1: A fly enters a bank carrying a tiny folder.
LOAN OFFICER: Occupation?
FLY: Mostly windows.
PANEL 2:
LOAN OFFICER: Annual income?
FLY: Define income.
PANEL 3:
LOAN OFFICER: Do you have collateral?
The fly places half a raisin on the desk.
PANEL 4:
The loan officer stamps the application PRE-APPROVED.
CAPTION: Housing market remains irrational.
SAM ROOK
Sam Rook handles drawings, visual crimes, accidental comics, and any image that looks like it survived the copier.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.