TOUCH THE EVIDENCE
Nothing happened. That is exactly what it wants you to think.
At the Opening: Three People You Can Identify by Their Wine Grip
Vic Sloane conducts field research in a gallery where nobody wants to stand near the wall label.
PRESS FOR REASSURANCE
Too late. You are already reading Broken Zine.
- The Stem Purist: has opinions about temperature and at least one architect.
- The Cupper: holds the entire bowl. Chaos agent. May actually be having fun.
- The Two-Handed Diplomat: came alone and has made the wine a temporary friend.
Do not judge them. That is my job.
MARCY COIL
Marcy Coil documents ordinary behavior after it has been left unattended too long. Her desk contains three pens and one grievance.
Push something. The magazine is poorly supervised.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A small bureaucrat somewhere just stamped APPROVED FOR NONSENSE.