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Amazing Fact: Cephalopods Have Three Hearts and Blue Blood

Three hearts, copper-based oxygen transport, and genuinely blue blood: cephalopod anatomy has no interest in sounding plausible.

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Nobody took responsibility quickly enough.

Octopuses, squids, cuttlefish, and other cephalopods run on a circulatory system that sounds invented after midnight.

They have three hearts: two branchial hearts move oxygen-poor blood through the gills, while one systemic heart pumps oxygenated blood through the rest of the body.

Their blood is literally blue because it uses hemocyanin, a copper-containing molecule, to carry oxygen. Human blood relies on iron-containing hemoglobin instead.

The blue is chemistry, not mood, aristocracy, or a marine branding strategy.

Source: Smithsonian Ocean: Cephalopods.

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