An Official Accomplice card.
Your own numbered membership card, bearing a title of dubious authority. Download it. Print it. Explain it to nobody.
Inspect the credentials →THE MAGAZINE IS REALBZ SUPPORTERSTHE PRESTIGE IS QUESTIONABLE
BECOME AN OFFICIAL ACCOMPLICEKeep this beautiful
Keep this beautiful
mistake alive.
Support Broken Zine. Get a small collection of useful hiding places, questionable honors, and things no responsible magazine would call benefits.
Fake readers are one department. Your membership opens the rest of the building.
The supporter departments are built.
Paid enrollment opens once the membership price and payment link are set. No payment or subscription starts on this page today.
Inspect the dubious benefits →Opening the supporter desk…
SEVEN DEPARTMENTS / ONE MEMBERSHIPA membership with
A membership with
several things wrong with it.
The Evidence Locker.
Save up to 100 BZ articles with private notes. A useful reading list, disguised as something that might be seized.
Open the filing cabinet →Dubious Honors.
Choose an official title, adopt neglected punctuation, and optionally appear among the magazine’s questionable benefactors.
Become inexplicably distinguished →Emergency Excuses.
Generate and save elaborate explanations for writing delays, missed social obligations, and work that has become philosophical.
The Rejection Letter Machine.
Reject your own masterpiece before a real magazine can get to it. Personalized, downloadable, and incapable of affecting an actual submission.
The Board of No Authority.
Vote on the next imaginary crisis BZ should worry about. Results are public. Votes are real. Editorial authority remains absent.
Inspect the ballot →07 / IMAGINARY CIRCULATION
Visit the Bureau →A readership you can manufacture.
Your annual Fake Reader Point allowance powers inflated article counts, virtual bonfires, transfers, donation dispatches, and the purchase of Nothing.
YOUR SUPPORTER DESK
Your place in the wreckage.
Checking membership…
Use the same account you use in The Wreckage.
Your official-looking card.
BROKEN ZINE / SUPPORTERSample AccompliceOfficial AccompliceSAMPLE · NO MEMBERSHIP ISSUEDActual authority: none
A printable SVG card. Active membership required. No extra points are spent.Choose your burden.
Adoptions are symbolic and shared. No punctuation will be removed from anyone else’s writing.Paperwork for the human condition.
Personalized creative toys. No AI credits, point charges, emails or actual submission decisions.Which imaginary crisis deserves our attention?
One vote per supporter per month; you can change it. Results inform the editors and do not obligate BZ to publish a particular piece.Articles you may have meant to read.
Use “Save in my Evidence Locker” on any BZ article. Add a private note here. Your list and notes remain readable if membership expires; only active supporters can add or edit.
Your saved articles will appear here after you log in.
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Questionable Benefactors.
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