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Literature from the damaged end of the machine.

The machine has declined to comment.

BROKEN ZINE / HOUSE FILEDO NOT ALPHABETIZEArt & Comics
Warm cluttered desk with art supplies and plants
EVIDENCE AFOUND NEAR THE SCENE.CHAIN OF CUSTODY: questionable

Collage: Application for Permission to Have a Feeling

Rita Splice introduces the paperwork required for an unauthorized emotion.

WHY IS THIS IN THE FILE?

Nobody took responsibility quickly enough.

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO HAVE A FEELINGFORM 88-B / COMPLETE IN BLACK INK / DO NOT PANIC IN MARGINSNAME: ________________________________FEELING REQUESTED:□ grief □ joy □ dread □ inconvenient hopeREASON THIS COULD NOT WAIT UNTIL AFTER WORK:________________________________________________WILL THE FEELING AFFECT PRODUCTIVITY? □ YES □ LIESUPERVISOR SIGNATURE: __________________________PENDINGAttach supporting documentation if sadness exceeds 15 minutes.

Rita Splice works in forms, scraps, fake authority, and the suspicion that every private experience is one checkbox away from becoming an administrative category.

CONTRIBUTOR FILE / ACTIVE

Rita Splice

Collage artist and diagram vandal making fake forms, cut-paper arguments, corrupted charts, and visual essays from the remains of respectable communication.

STATUS: UNRULY

“Normal” was considered and rejected.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: readers, loiterers, people who should know better.

PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON

A clerk has been notified. They are furious.