BROKEN ZINE / HOUSE FILEDO NOT ALPHABETIZEArt & Comics
EVIDENCE AFOUND NEAR THE SCENE.CHAIN OF CUSTODY: questionable
Collage: Annual Report of Personal Failures
Rita Splice presents the year-end numbers nobody asked to see.
WHY IS THIS IN THE FILE?
Nobody took responsibility quickly enough.
Figures are unaudited except where obviously embarrassing. Forecasts remain pessimistic but achievable.
CONTRIBUTOR FILE / ACTIVE
Rita Splice
Collage artist and diagram vandal making fake forms, cut-paper arguments, corrupted charts, and visual essays from the remains of respectable communication.
STATUS: UNRULY
“Normal” was considered and rejected.
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: readers, loiterers, people who should know better.
PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON
A clerk has been notified. They are furious.